product, Gospills, purportedly able to relieve the symptoms of
atheism. The very large white tablets, each in the form of a
crucifix are reportedly hard to swallow and so have been
manufactured with score marks so they may be broken into separate
"chapters". Some side effects have been noted in clinical trials.
Most notably; frequent church attendance, excessive reverence,
and involuntarily shouting "amen" or "hallelujah". In rare cases
effusive charisma has been noted. The tablets come in two
different strengths; 5 Billigrams for most cases and 10 Billigrams
for the stubborn cases.